Monday, August 15, 2005


Like emotionally functional, liberal, handsome heterosexual men in the greater Washington area, this is way too good to be true. Yet, just as we cling to the hope that the former do in fact exist, we may ponder what a better place the world would be if Christopher Walken were president.

"We've got a neverending conflict with unacceptable military and Iraqi civilian casualties that is widening the cultural divide at home and distracting us from pressing domestic issues of affordable health care, access to higher education and the preservation of worker retirement benefits... and the only prescription is: MORE COWBELL."

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