Player 1: Is it just me, or has Bush not said anything of actual substance in 20 minutes?
Player 2: "TERRORISTS BAD. AMERICA GOOD." [pause] Anyone wanna do shots?
Player 1: So [Player 3] and I were talking upstairs-
Player 3: And we were thinking: what if Kevin Federline were, like, the ultimate practical joke?
Player 1: Yeah! Like he's actually some artsy dude with black plastic glasses who decided to drop out of Tisch and play the most phenomenal prank on a thoroughly jaded public. And "PapaZao" is really a test of just how far he can take the joke before we all catch on!
Player 3: No, that'd totally be thesis quality. They'd give a PhD for a project that was so involved as to include actual offspring.
Player 1: Y'all ain't ready for my post-post-postmodern irony!
Player 4: I feel like one of these articles comes out at least once a year.
Player 1: [reading aloud from article] "'It’s not like, Oh, I’m going to hit on her now. It’s just kind of like, you come up to a friend, you grab their ass,' she explains. 'It’s just, like, our way of saying hello.'" Oh, [Player 5] I'm so sorry I didn't finger you on the way in! I still love you, don't worry.
Player 5: No worries, we'll catch up later.