Monday, February 27, 2006

SO MUCH BETTER THAN ER

If I still believed in the Judeo-Christian God, I would pray to Him that I never, EVER have sex as bad as Meredith and George did tonight on Grey's Anatomy. The horror! The HORROR! I have not the words to describe how INCREDIBLY AWFUL AND PAINFUL IT WAS TO WATCH, THOUGH TYPING IN ALL CAPS MIGHT SOMEWHAT CONVEY THE AWFULNESS. I could try to describe it but I would fail, because nothing in English can capture how TERRIBLE it was. Maybe there's a phrase in another language for "nonviolent yet still awful sex that should never, ever happen." German is really good for those kind of phrases.

The irony is, before we watched the episode, we were talking about how much we miss sex. Apparently, we needed to be more specific. We miss GOOD sex. At very least, the kind that does not make you sob while your partner goes down on you.

But Kim let me borrow Season One on DVD, which I'm watching as I type this. Mmmm... Patrick Dempsey... elevator...

That's more like it.


Oh, and Ellen Pompeo: young lady, get your hair out of your pretty face and eat a pizza. Your stringy bangs and scalpel-like collarbone are turning me into my mother. AND STAND UP STRAIGHT, MISSY.

7 comments:

Law-Rah said...

Before last night, I really loved George. Now, I'm just very sorry for him.

Sharkbait said...

Last night was tough to watch. My heart ached for him when Meredith started to cry and everything-what an awful feeling. It pained me to see it go on.

Definately cannot live in that house anymore, that's for sure!

I-66 said...

...should I feel bad for having absolutely no idea what's going on here?

Kimberly said...

That sex scene was the most traumatizing I've ever seen. EVER. The fact that you and I both had our hands covering our mouths, incredibly horrified, is good enough of an indication to me...

Hey Pretty said...

I was loving Alex even more than usual last night. His line to Mer:" You get drunk and sleep with innappropriate men. It's your thing. I find it endearing." Had me laughing my ass off. Plus, him laughing when George took the spill down the stairs was classic Alex. Such an ass. But a loveable one.

Marci (aka Baby Banana) said...

Love love love that show. Love it! Did I say I love it?

And I think Izzy's "beast" comment a couple weeks back, hits it right on the head. You go a while without having any and you kinda (kinda) put it out of your mind, but you get it just once and there you are...thinking about it 24/7.

But yeah, the crying scene? So bad. So uncomfortable. McDreamy, so hot. So incredibly hot.

Heather B. said...

Ok, my post tomorrow is dedicated to how much I detest Meredith Grey.

Eat a f-ing sandwich already. I had to watch Old School right afterwards to prove to myself that in fact, she does eat.