"Whatever, K wants to do it on the Guttenberg Bible."
"It's not like I'm turned on by bibles-"
"But printing presses make you hot?"
"It's like it's a prop, okay? All forbidden and stuff."
"OOH. I know where B wants to do it.
"Remember when we were driving back from Drunk-in-the-Woods? And we stopped at the Stonewall Jackson Shrine? And there was the rope bed that he died in?"
"YES! She totally does! She wants to have sex in Stonewall Jackson's deathbed!"
"Ew, you guys, that's so gross. I do not."
"You know how some fathers and sons drive around the country going to all the baseball stadiums? Well, B can drive around the country and get laid at the shrines to Civil War military figures."
"Ooh, I've got an even better one! Is the barn where Mrs. O'Leary's cow kicked over the lantern still standing?"
"B, your next trip home to Chicago is going to be a lot more interesting."
"Wait, there's a fire station built over it now. Oh damn... oh yeah..."
"This is both incredibly ironic and SO HOT."