"This girl I know and her fiance aren't moving in together until after the wedding."
"As in, they're keeping separate apartments until the wedding night? Because then the Baby Jesus won't know they have the sex?"
"Yup. And they even live in the same neighborhood."
"That's ridiculous. People still do this? I mean, tradition is nice and all, but why not just dig a big hole and throw dollars down it?"
"Well, she's a second-year associate and he's a lawyer, too. They can afford it."
"But what a silly thing to spend extra money on. If I had that salary and wanted to waste it on something useless I'd get something really impractical and have it encrusted with diamonds."
"Like a diamond-encrusted PONY."
"A diamond-encrusted pony with ROCKETS."
"Yes! Diamond rocket ponies are a waste of money I can get behind."