There are some women who, upon realizing that the cute new minidress they tried on with leggings and flat knee-high boots in the store is borderline obscene when paired with black tights and heels, will change into something more appropriate for work.
I am not one of those women.
Oh, and hi. Didn't mean to be so long there. Diplomatic and imperial history have been so fascinating I simply cannot tear myself away.
Okay, fine, I've been watching Gossip Girl and drinking too much Barolo in New York and spending money I don't have on things I don't need. Are you happy now?