Sunday, October 14, 2007

the most emotionally bleak series of events possible, not involving mass genocide or barney

HOLY GOD.

People, if you learn anything at all from me, learn this: never, ever, ever, watch the movie Hard Candy and less than a day later spend three hours at an audition reading Neil LaBute dialogue with a progression of strange men.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some curling up in a ball and whimpering to attend to.

5 comments:

123Valerie said...

I don't know what this post really means, as most of what I about theater stems from Les Mis and The Fantastiks, but you know you have my support.

Still, we missed you while we ate the most scrumptuious veggie quiche today.

I'm sorry this wasn't more fortuitous, but what a good story it will make in a couple week's time. At least your roommates didn't throw away your favorite salad dressing.

KassyK said...

O M G I love Hard Candy and Neil LaBute...but in a 2 day period and having to AUDITION?! Oh girl...I would be in a ball too!

XO Kassy

Kristin said...

Wow. That reminds me of college and watching Kids and Higher Learning on the same night. Some things are just bad combinations.

Eric said...

Fortunately for me I have no idea what either of those are so I'm the clear. Booyah.

Hey Pretty said...

I'm feeling sort of shell shocked from life myself today, so I feel your pain. And Val is right, I do make one amazing veggie quiche ;).