I have got to stop buying iTunes after two glasses of chardonnay.
Ditto watching Closer and Garden State in the same night. Natalie Portman's shining career should not be taken in such concentrated doses.
If used recklessly, the combination of the above can lead to listening to Lyle Lovett's "Nobody Knows Me Like My Baby" while looking at this site.
Thank God tomorrow is a work day. If left to my own devices, I would probably wind up crocheting baby booties while crying into a pile of scented tissues over Ordinary People. As it is, I listen to Interlochen Public Radio on my office computer.
Girls are silly. I'm going to listen to some Ramones and eat beef jerky before I become an even more horrible cliche.