I am pretty sure that I will regret this outfit in the not-too-distant future. That being said, rainy Friday mornings were made for gaucho pants and a shrug. I understand that you are very busy dealing with famine in Niger and hunting terrorists in London and other such pressing matters. However, if you could find a way to keep these two items of clothing in fashion a little while longer, I would be very grateful. They are ever so comfortable. I know I'm already going to hell and all, but you and your son are pretty famous for loving the sinners and I'd really appreciate it.
PS- Can I have a pony for Christmas? Oops, sorry-- wrong letter.