The Lord giveth: I have an interview I'm very excited for on Monday.
The Lord taketh away: Riding the Red Line while running work errands this afternoon, a baby spit up on me.
But I brought GYM CLOTHES today. HAH. Didn't see that one coming, did you, you all-knowing smartass? Gym clothes, as in "I get to wear a 'GW Football: Undefeated' t-shirt and pilly black running pants for the rest of the day and my boss can't say anything about it." See? I WILL find some good in this divine attempt to wreck my afternoon.
And though I will no doubt be visited by a plague of locusts or be enslaved by the Egyptians for my heresy, here's my response to God for attempting to overshadow the best news I've gotten all week: NYAH-NYAH-NYAH-NYAH-NYAH.
God, you cannot barf on my parade.
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That is my favorite shirt EVER! I see it all over campus and it still makes me laugh.
Were you sitting/standing next to the baby? Or are we talking projectile here?
Hahaha I have that shirt too!
SP-- Thanks! I loves me some JC, too.
L/L-- That shirt so the major advantage of a GW education.
I-66-- Sitting next to. It was merely unpleasant, as opposed to Exorcist-freaky.
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