Tuesday, January 03, 2006

a slightly delayed but entirely serious christmas wish

Dear Internet,

Please help me find a new job. Preferably one that does not involve nudity or personality cults. Thank you!

Your friend,

EJ

5 comments:

I-66 said...

So I guess a nudity cult is completely out of the question...

EJ Takes Life said...

Pretty much. Well... it depends what kind of health care package they offer.

I-66 said...

[snicker] They'll offer a package I'm sure.

Sharkbait said...

oh I-66....dear dear...


EJ darling what are you thinking? I get these emails about job openings....I could forward them to you if you'd like. I am not sure what you're looking for. Shoot me an email...

findingsharkbait@gmail.com

McQueeney said...

You sure you want to rule out nudity? There's some serious money and fame in that industry, just ask Paris.