Tuesday, March 07, 2006

planning my mother's easter weekend visit to DC

Mom: So what would Jesus do at Drag Brunch?

EJ: Well, I'm guessing he'd knock back the sacramental wine and stick a twenty in the tranny's panties.

Mom: *speechless and horrified*

EJ: And maybe after we do the Spy Museum you can shotgun while I drive the short bus to Hell.


I-66 said...

and she's powerless to stop it.


Heather B. said...

Does she know that you're serious about sticking a twenty in the tranny's panties?