http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/456179p-383834c.html
God, I miss that time.
There's a Violet Bickerstaff/Lisa Turtle joke in here somewhere, but I'm too queasy to flesh it out right now. Maybe once I stop clawing at my own face from SHEER TERROR. Right now I feel a lot like I did when I heard that Jonathan Brandis, my very first adolescent crush, had committed suicide. I was in New York on a business trip and was wearing a suit and watching C-SPAN when my roommate called to tell me. In that moment, I felt that childhood was officially, finally over.
"Nope, EJ-- it takes my own special brand of Perv to finish off the innocence of youth!
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Sorry, I'm still reeling from seeing the words "dirty" and "sanchez" together on your blog. I can't even bring myself to click the link.
i think i just threw up a little in my mouth.
Oh. Oh God. Uh. Oh, uhhh "Saved by the Smell"? Oh sweet Jesus. Euuuugh.
i just read that pinkisthenewblog.com has a preview of the video. you know, if you decide you don't want to eat for six weeks.
in the clip i saw, i think screech calls out mark paul gossler (zach) and trys to one-up him. sad. screech must need to pay the rent or something because he totally leaked this himself.
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